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The finds pulling the biggest reactions, ranked by their combined scores.
Dog Wig
A realistic human-style wig sized for a dog.
Horse-Head Squirrel Feeder
A squirrel feeder that turns lunch into a tiny horse-head costume change.
Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats
A head-mounted inflatable horn intended for a deeply unimpressed cat.
Licki Brush Cat Groomer
A silicone tongue held in the mouth so a person can lick-brush a cat.
Nose-Shaped Pencil Sharpener
A pencil sharpener that requires inserting the pencil into a giant nostril.
Poop-Shaped Soap
Real soap molded and colored to resemble feces.
Toe-Shaped Ceramic Straw
A reusable drinking straw modeled after a disturbingly realistic toe.
Toilet Golf Set
A miniature putting green designed for use while seated on the toilet.
Toilet-Shaped Coffee Mug
A ceramic toilet bowl intended for drinking coffee.
Unicorn Squirrel Feeder
Makes a feeding squirrel appear to have a huge unicorn head.
Banana Duck Statue
A yellow duck-banana hybrid that looks like an accidental new species.
Bluetooth Banana Phone
A functional wireless telephone handset shaped like a banana.
Cat Butt Tissue Holder
A cat-shaped tissue holder that dispenses tissues from the least dignified angle.
Cat Riding a Shark Shower Curtain
A cat, a shark, lasers, and a bathroom—all finally united.
Cheetos Finger Covers
Tiny washable fingertip guards for avoiding cheese dust.
Corkroach Wine Stopper
A wine stopper that makes an open bottle look like a roach showed up for the party.
Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure
An action figure supplied with an excessive number of miniature cats.
Desktop Dumpster Fire
A miniature flaming dumpster—often a pen holder or LED ornament.
Duck Butt Night Light
A glowing duck lamp focused almost entirely on the rear view.
Face Bank Coin-Eating Bank
A coin bank with a rubbery face that eats change like it has rent due.
Fake Arm Car-Window Prank
A mannequin arm positioned to look disturbingly trapped in a vehicle.
Fake Hairy Belly Fanny Pack
A waist pouch printed to resemble a disturbingly realistic bare stomach.
Finger Rats
Tiny rats worn on fingertips like unsettling rodent puppets.
Flying Spaghetti Monster Colander
A pasta strainer shaped like the Flying Spaghetti Monster, because dinner apparently needed tentacles and eyes.
Frog Hands Salad Tongs
Green frog-hand salad tongs that make every bowl look like a tiny amphibian is helping with dinner.
Giant Wearable Snail Shell Pillow
A plush snail-shell backpack pillow that lets someone retreat into couch-creature mode on command.
Giant Wearable Turtle Shell Pillow
A plush turtle shell you can wear like a cozy cartoon defense mechanism.
Handerpants
Tiny underpants for your hands, because gloves had too much self-respect.
Horse Head Mask
The classic latex mask that instantly makes any situation incomprehensible.
Middle-Finger Duck Statue
A cute duck making a distinctly uncute hand gesture.
Nicolas Cage Banana Pillow
Nicolas Cage's face merged with a banana-shaped cushion.
Nicolas Cage Reversible Sequin Pillow
Brush the sequins and Nicolas Cage unexpectedly appears.
Opera Corn
A plastic ear of corn that bursts into dramatic operatic singing.
Pet Umbrella Leash
A clear umbrella mounted above a small pet during walks.
Pickle Zen Garden
A miniature meditation garden centered on tiny pickles.
Plant IV Drip Watering Bag
A fake medical IV bag that slowly waters a houseplant.
Poop Knife
A dedicated bathroom knife inspired by one of the internet's strangest stories.
Senior Woman With Inhaler Wall Decal
An astonishingly specific wall sticker depicting an older woman using an inhaler.
Shrimp String Lights
A glowing strand of illuminated crustaceans.
Squirrel Picnic Table Feeder
A miniature picnic table where squirrels can dine like suburban families.
Toilet-Paper Blaster
A toy gun that transforms toilet paper into launched streams.
Toilet Timer
A five-minute sand timer shaped like a person sitting on a toilet.
Useless Box
Flip its switch; a mechanical finger emerges solely to switch itself off.
Wearable Hummingbird Feeder Mask
A face-mounted feeder that invites hummingbirds directly toward the wearer's eyes.
Yodeling Pickle
A plastic pickle that yodels when pressed.
Alien-Abduction Lamp
A UFO abduction lamp that turns a desk, shelf, or gift table into a tiny alien encounter scene.
Aztec Death Whistle
A skull-shaped Aztec death whistle built around one job: making a scream that sounds wildly unreasonable indoors.
Bathe & Brew Prank Gift Box
A fake retail box advertising a shower-mounted coffee maker.
Blobfish Plush
A cuddly recreation of the internet's saddest deep-sea face.
Bobcat Mullet Headband Wig
A patriotic headband attached to a flowing artificial mullet.
Box of Nothing Gag Gift
A carefully packaged physical representation of absolutely nothing.
Can of Dehydrated Water
An empty can with instructions to add water.
Canned Unicorn Meat
A fake canned unicorn meat gag gift that turns a pantry label into a cursed white elephant surprise.
Cat DJ Scratching Deck
A cardboard turntable that lets a cat scratch like a club DJ.
Cat Window Bubble Pod
A backpack or bed with a space-capsule viewing dome.
Celebrity Prayer Candle
A pop-culture celebrity portrayed as a saint on a devotional-style candle.
Chick Egg Separator
A ceramic chick that appears to spit out egg whites.
Chicken Feet Socks
Crew socks printed like bare yellow chicken feet, for turning ordinary shoes-off moments into barnyard jump scares.
Cricket Lollipops
Hard candy with a visible edible cricket suspended inside.
Desktop Trebuchet
A miniature medieval siege engine for attacking office supplies.
Dinosaur Cat Costume
A spiked dinosaur outfit for a cat that will probably resent it.
Dinosaur Microwave Steam Cleaner
A plastic dinosaur that appears to breathe steam inside the microwave.
Duck Feet Slippers
Bright webbed-foot slippers that make a quick kitchen walk look like a tiny indoor duck parade.
Edible Insect Snack Sampler
A gift box of seasoned crickets, mealworms, or grasshoppers.
Emergency Clown Nose
A tiny break-glass-style box containing a clown nose.
Emotional Support Nuggets Plush
A tiny squad of smiling plush nuggets for snack-themed moral support.
Finger Chopsticks
Tiny chopsticks mounted on fingertips for snack eating without dusty fingers.
Finger Hands
Tiny rubber hands that fit on your fingertips.
Fish Slippers
Open-mouthed fish that swallow your feet.
Frog Drink Markers
Tiny frogs clinging to glasses so guests can identify their drinks.
Gangster Rubber Duck Dashboard Ornament
A rubber duck with sunglasses, chains, and improbable street credibility.
Ghost Meter EMF Detector
A blinking handheld device marketed for finding paranormal activity.
Giant Disco-Ball Coffee Mug
A huge mirrored mug shaped like a nightclub disco ball.
Gracula Garlic Crusher
A vampire-shaped garlic press called Gracula.
Hamster Banana Bed
A small animal sleeping pouch shaped like a peeled banana.
Handi Squirrel Finger Puppet
A squirrel head on one finger and tiny paws on others.
Hutzler Banana Slicer
A dedicated plastic device for slicing exactly one curved fruit.
Inflatable Tube Guy Costume
A wearable flailing air-dancer costume for anyone who wants to enter the party like a car-lot grand opening.
Instant Underpants
Compressed emergency underwear that turns a tiny package into a questionable backup plan.
Jingle Butts Ornaments
Holiday ornaments shaped like festive animal rear ends.
Lion Mane Dog Costume
Transforms a dog into a tiny, deeply unconvincing lion.
Liquid Ass Prank Spray
A notorious foul-odor spray built for regrettable practical jokes.
Lobster Slipper Sandals
Giant crustaceans worn as footwear.
Lying-Flat Duck Night Light
A squishy illuminated duck lying face-down in surrender.
Mac-and-Cheese Candy Canes
Yellow-striped candy canes inspired by boxed macaroni.
Mind-Control Balloon Trick
A floating balloon apparently responds to spoken commands.
Miniature Reading Frog Figurines
Tiny frogs sitting in chairs, reading books, and judging your life.
Mop Slippers
House slippers with mop-like fringe underneath, for anyone who wants their feet to look accidentally employed.
Nose Finger Puppet
A rubber nose worn on a fingertip because fingers apparently need faces.
Octopus Wine Bottle Holder
A wine bottle display that makes dinner look like a tiny sea monster claimed the table.
Ostrichpillow Original
A full-head nap cocoon with breathing and hand openings.
Peeping Cow Window Decal
A giant cow face that appears to be staring through your window.
Personalized Life-Size Cardboard Cutout
A full-height cardboard duplicate of anyone you upload.
Phone Jail Cell Lockup
A miniature jail for confiscating everyone's phones at dinner.
Pimple-Popping Practice Pad
A reusable silicone skin pad filled with artificial pimples to squeeze.
Pizza-Flavored Cotton Candy
Cotton candy trying to impersonate pizza.
Remote-Control Fart Machine
Places realistic flatulence sounds exactly where they cause the most trouble.
Saucemoto Dip Clip
A car-vent-mounted holder for fast-food sauce cups.
Screaming Goat Desk Toy
Press the goat and receive an office-appropriate primal scream.
Screaming Possum Plush
A possum plush with full theatrical panic energy, ready for couches, desks, and dramatic gift reveals.
Screaming Rubber Chicken
A rubber chicken that emits a long, anguished shriek when squeezed.
Shrimp Neck Pillow
A travel pillow shaped like an enormous cooked shrimp.
Sip'opotamus Tea Infuser
A baby hippo that lounges in the mug while steeping tea.
Skeleton Toilet Paper Holder
A reclining skeleton tasked with holding the bathroom roll.
Squirrel in Underpants Air Freshener
A dangling squirrel wearing tiny briefs and scenting the car.
Toilet Bowl Night Light
Motion-activated colored illumination for the inside of a toilet.
TriceraTaco Dinosaur Taco Holder
A triceratops whose back carries tacos.
Turkey Hat
A plush roast turkey worn proudly on the head.
Wooden Spider Surprise Box
Opening the innocent wooden box triggers a spider-shaped surprise.
30-Second Dance Party Button
Press it for a glowing half-minute office dance break.
Axolotl Silicone Night Light
A squishable glowing salamander with a permanent smile.
Bacon-Flavored Candy Canes
Christmas candy canes that taste vaguely like breakfast meat.
Bacon-Scented Air Freshener
A bacon-scented air freshener for anyone who wants the car to smell like breakfast made a bad choice.
Beard Bib
A wearable cape that catches beard trimmings with suction cups.
Bigfoot Underpants
Underwear decorated with the elusive forest cryptid.
Bob Ross Chia Pet
Grow green plant hair on a ceramic Bob Ross head.
Car Eyelashes
Large plastic eyelashes attached above a vehicle's headlights.
Cereal Killer Spoon
A spoon stamped with a pun suitable for breakfast criminals.
Chicken Harness and Leash
A harness and leash set for the person whose chicken needs supervised yard time.
Crib Dribbler Prank Gift Box
A fake baby-bottle gag box for wrapping a real gift inside a terrible idea.
Desktop Punching Bag
A suction-cup punching bag for responding to spreadsheets.
Dinosaur Inflatable Costume
Become a person apparently riding—or being eaten by—a dinosaur.
Floating Coffee Cup Illusion Sculpture
A cup appears to pour a permanently suspended stream of coffee.
Frog-Eye Sleep Mask
An eye mask that gives the wearer huge protruding frog eyes.
Giant Bread Loaf Pillow
A huge photorealistic baguette or loaf for cuddling.
Giant Tortilla Blanket
Wrap yourself up like an enormous human burrito.
Human-Sized Goose Pillow
An enormous plush goose that occupies most of a bed.
Lester's Fixins Weird Soda Variety Pack
A soda variety pack built around flavors that sound like a dare from a gas station cooler.
Light-Up Lightsaber Chopsticks
Glowing utensils for turning dinner into a space duel.
Magnetic Decision Maker
A pendulum-like desk toy that answers questions with dubious authority.
Meat Shredder Claws
Pull pork apart while pretending to be a kitchen Wolverine.
Mini Da Vinci Cryptex
A combination-lock cylinder for hiding a tiny note or gift.
Mini Sad Violin Keychain
Plays a melodramatic tiny violin sound for insignificant tragedies.
Mini Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy
A desktop-sized version of the dealership-lot air dancer.
Mini Zoltar Fortune Teller
A miniature talking carnival fortune teller for your desk.
OTOTO Baby Nessie Tea Infuser
A tiny Loch Ness monster that steeps loose-leaf tea.
Phrenology Head Bust
An old-fashioned ceramic head divided into supposed personality regions.
Pickle Body Pillow
A human-sized plush pickle for naps and questionable décor.
Pickle Cotton Candy
Fluffy carnival candy flavored like dill pickles.
Pigeon Head Mask
A full pigeon head mask for anyone who wants to enter the room as a confused city bird.
Plant Propagation Buddy
Tiny figures that hug and support plant cuttings in water.
See-No-Evil Alien Figurine Set
Three seated aliens performing the classic see/hear/speak-no-evil poses.
Unicorn-Farts Cotton Candy
Colorful cotton candy marketed as harvested unicorn flatulence.
Wearable Shark Blanket
A blanket that makes it appear a shark is eating you.
Bacon Bandages
Adhesive bandages printed to resemble raw strips of bacon.
Car Reindeer Antlers and Red Nose
Seasonal accessories that turn an automobile into Rudolph.
Dog Paw Washer Cup
A portable cup with silicone bristles for swirling mud off paws.
Fat Cat Plush Pillow
An aggressively round feline cushion.
Giant Gummy Bear Pillow
A soft, oversized version of a translucent candy bear.
Giant Gummy Snake
A multi-pound gummy reptile for irresponsible snacking.
Horse-Shark Hybrid Figure
A tiny horse-shark figure that looks like two toy bins had a serious boundary problem.
Human Body-Fat Replica
A squishy body-fat replica that makes health class feel a little too physical.
Pickle-Flavored Lip Balm
Lip moisturizer that smells or tastes like dill pickle.