Category
Wearable Weirdness
Masks, slippers, costumes, and wearable jokes for maximum reactions.
Beard Bib
A wearable cape that catches beard trimmings with suction cups.
Bigfoot Underpants
Underwear decorated with the elusive forest cryptid.
Bobcat Mullet Headband Wig
A patriotic headband attached to a flowing artificial mullet.
Dinosaur Inflatable Costume
Become a person apparently riding—or being eaten by—a dinosaur.
Fake Hairy Belly Fanny Pack
A waist pouch printed to resemble a disturbingly realistic bare stomach.
Fish Slippers
Open-mouthed fish that swallow your feet.
Frog-Eye Sleep Mask
An eye mask that gives the wearer huge protruding frog eyes.
Horse Head Mask
The classic latex mask that instantly makes any situation incomprehensible.
Lobster Slipper Sandals
Giant crustaceans worn as footwear.
Ostrichpillow Original
A full-head nap cocoon with breathing and hand openings.
Turkey Hat
A plush roast turkey worn proudly on the head.
Wearable Hummingbird Feeder Mask
A face-mounted feeder that invites hummingbirds directly toward the wearer's eyes.
Wearable Shark Blanket
A blanket that makes it appear a shark is eating you.