Category
Wearable Weirdness
Masks, slippers, costumes, and wearable jokes for maximum reactions.
Duck Feet Slippers
Bright webbed-foot slippers that make a quick kitchen walk look like a tiny indoor duck parade.
Chicken Feet Socks
Crew socks printed like bare yellow chicken feet, for turning ordinary shoes-off moments into barnyard jump scares.
Inflatable Tube Guy Costume
A wearable flailing air-dancer costume for anyone who wants to enter the party like a car-lot grand opening.
Mop Slippers
House slippers with mop-like fringe underneath, for anyone who wants their feet to look accidentally employed.
Pigeon Head Mask
A full pigeon head mask for anyone who wants to enter the room as a confused city bird.
Beard Bib
A wearable cape that catches beard trimmings with suction cups.
Bigfoot Underpants
Underwear decorated with the elusive forest cryptid.
Bobcat Mullet Headband Wig
A patriotic headband attached to a flowing artificial mullet.
Dinosaur Inflatable Costume
Become a person apparently riding—or being eaten by—a dinosaur.
Fake Hairy Belly Fanny Pack
A waist pouch printed to resemble a disturbingly realistic bare stomach.
Fish Slippers
Open-mouthed fish that swallow your feet.
Frog-Eye Sleep Mask
An eye mask that gives the wearer huge protruding frog eyes.
Horse Head Mask
The classic latex mask that instantly makes any situation incomprehensible.
Lobster Slipper Sandals
Giant crustaceans worn as footwear.
Ostrichpillow Original
A full-head nap cocoon with breathing and hand openings.
Turkey Hat
A plush roast turkey worn proudly on the head.
Wearable Hummingbird Feeder Mask
A face-mounted feeder that invites hummingbirds directly toward the wearer's eyes.
Wearable Shark Blanket
A blanket that makes it appear a shark is eating you.