Category
Office and Contraptions
Desk gadgets, decision tools, plant helpers, and miniature contraptions.
Bluetooth Banana Phone
A functional wireless telephone handset shaped like a banana.
Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure
An action figure supplied with an excessive number of miniature cats.
Desktop Dumpster Fire
A miniature flaming dumpster—often a pen holder or LED ornament.
Desktop Punching Bag
A suction-cup punching bag for responding to spreadsheets.
Desktop Trebuchet
A miniature medieval siege engine for attacking office supplies.
Face Bank Coin-Eating Bank
A rubber face slowly chews coins when they are pushed toward its mouth.
Horse-Shark Hybrid Figure
A Randimals-style genetic accident combining a horse and a shark.
Magnetic Decision Maker
A pendulum-like desk toy that answers questions with dubious authority.
Mini Da Vinci Cryptex
A combination-lock cylinder for hiding a tiny note or gift.
Miniature Reading Frog Figurines
Tiny frogs sitting in chairs, reading books, and judging your life.
Nose-Shaped Pencil Sharpener
A pencil sharpener that requires inserting the pencil into a giant nostril.
Phone Jail Cell Lockup
A miniature jail for confiscating everyone's phones at dinner.
Plant IV Drip Watering Bag
A fake medical IV bag that slowly waters a houseplant.
Plant Propagation Buddy
Tiny figures that hug and support plant cuttings in water.