Face Bank Coin-Eating Bank
A coin bank with a rubbery face that eats change like it has rent due.
The scores
Why it made the list
The Face Bank Coin-Eating Bank turns saving change into a small desk incident. You feed it a coin, the face moves, and suddenly a normal piggy bank feels too emotionally stable.
It has a purpose, but the purpose is not the reason anyone remembers it. The movement is the joke.
Who it is for
- Desk-toy people who like objects that do one upsetting thing
- Gift shoppers who want a bank that gets demonstrated right away
- Anyone with spare change and a tolerance for rubbery little faces
About this pick
This pick earns points because it does something. It stores coins, but it makes you watch the transaction happen.
Last updated August 2, 2026.
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