Cat Butt Tissue Holder
A cat-shaped tissue holder that dispenses tissues from the least dignified angle.
The scores
Why it made the list
The Cat Butt Tissue Holder takes a normal household object and makes it harder to explain to guests. You still get tissues. You also get a cat statue committing to the bit from across the room.
It works because the joke does not need a speech. Someone reaches for a tissue, notices where it comes from, and the room handles the rest.
Who it is for
- Cat people with a high tolerance for bathroom humor
- White elephant shoppers who want the gift opened in front of everyone
- Anyone building a desk, bathroom, or shelf that already gave up on being tasteful
About this pick
This pick earns its spot because it still has a job. It holds tissues, but it refuses to do that job with dignity.
Last updated August 2, 2026.
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