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30-Second Dance Party Button
Press it for a glowing half-minute office dance break.
Alien-Abduction Lamp
A flying saucer lamp that appears to beam up a cow or human.
Axolotl Silicone Night Light
A squishable glowing salamander with a permanent smile.
Aztec Death Whistle
A skull-shaped whistle engineered to produce a horrifying scream.
Bacon Bandages
Adhesive bandages printed to resemble raw strips of bacon.
Bacon-Flavored Candy Canes
Christmas candy canes that taste vaguely like breakfast meat.
Bacon-Scented Air Freshener
Makes a car smell like breakfast instead of a car.
Banana Duck Statue
A yellow duck-banana hybrid that looks like an accidental new species.
Bathe & Brew Prank Gift Box
A fake retail box advertising a shower-mounted coffee maker.
Beard Bib
A wearable cape that catches beard trimmings with suction cups.
Bigfoot Underpants
Underwear decorated with the elusive forest cryptid.
Blobfish Plush
A cuddly recreation of the internet's saddest deep-sea face.
Bluetooth Banana Phone
A functional wireless telephone handset shaped like a banana.
Bob Ross Chia Pet
Grow green plant hair on a ceramic Bob Ross head.
Bobcat Mullet Headband Wig
A patriotic headband attached to a flowing artificial mullet.
Box of Nothing Gag Gift
A carefully packaged physical representation of absolutely nothing.
Can of Dehydrated Water
An empty can with instructions to add water.
Canned Unicorn Meat
A fake canned unicorn meat gag gift that turns a pantry label into a cursed white elephant surprise.
Car Eyelashes
Large plastic eyelashes attached above a vehicle's headlights.
Car Reindeer Antlers and Red Nose
Seasonal accessories that turn an automobile into Rudolph.
Cat Butt Tissue Holder
A cat sculpture that dispenses tissues from its rear end.
Cat DJ Scratching Deck
A cardboard turntable that lets a cat scratch like a club DJ.
Cat Riding a Shark Shower Curtain
A cat, a shark, lasers, and a bathroom—all finally united.
Cat Window Bubble Pod
A backpack or bed with a space-capsule viewing dome.
Celebrity Prayer Candle
A pop-culture celebrity portrayed as a saint on a devotional-style candle.
Cereal Killer Spoon
A spoon stamped with a pun suitable for breakfast criminals.
Cheetos Finger Covers
Tiny washable fingertip guards for avoiding cheese dust.
Chick Egg Separator
A ceramic chick that appears to spit out egg whites.
Chicken Harness and Leash
Take a chicken for a dignified neighborhood stroll.
Corkroach Wine Stopper
A wine stopper designed to look like a cockroach crawling from the bottle.
Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure
An action figure supplied with an excessive number of miniature cats.
Creepy Doll Head Planter
A disembodied doll head with a houseplant growing from its skull.
Crib Dribbler Prank Gift Box
A fake box for an automatic hamster-style water bottle for babies.
Cricket Lollipops
Hard candy with a visible edible cricket suspended inside.
Desktop Dumpster Fire
A miniature flaming dumpster—often a pen holder or LED ornament.
Desktop Punching Bag
A suction-cup punching bag for responding to spreadsheets.
Desktop Trebuchet
A miniature medieval siege engine for attacking office supplies.
Dinosaur Cat Costume
A spiked dinosaur outfit for a cat that will probably resent it.
Dinosaur Inflatable Costume
Become a person apparently riding—or being eaten by—a dinosaur.
Dinosaur Microwave Steam Cleaner
A plastic dinosaur that appears to breathe steam inside the microwave.
Dog Paw Washer Cup
A portable cup with silicone bristles for swirling mud off paws.
Dog Wig
A realistic human-style wig sized for a dog.
Duck Butt Night Light
A glowing duck lamp focused almost entirely on the rear view.
Edible Insect Snack Sampler
A gift box of seasoned crickets, mealworms, or grasshoppers.
Emergency Clown Nose
A tiny break-glass-style box containing a clown nose.
Emergency Frog
A boxed emergency frog for situations requiring immediate amphibian support.
Face Bank Coin-Eating Bank
A rubber face slowly chews coins when they are pushed toward its mouth.
Fake Arm Car-Window Prank
A mannequin arm positioned to look disturbingly trapped in a vehicle.
Fake Hairy Belly Fanny Pack
A waist pouch printed to resemble a disturbingly realistic bare stomach.
Fat Cat Plush Pillow
An aggressively round feline cushion.
Finger Chopsticks
Tiny chopsticks mounted on fingertips for snack eating without dusty fingers.
Finger Hands
Tiny rubber hands that fit on your fingertips.
Finger Rats
Tiny rats worn on fingertips like unsettling rodent puppets.
Fish Slippers
Open-mouthed fish that swallow your feet.
Floating Coffee Cup Illusion Sculpture
A cup appears to pour a permanently suspended stream of coffee.
Frog Drink Markers
Tiny frogs clinging to glasses so guests can identify their drinks.
Frog-Eye Sleep Mask
An eye mask that gives the wearer huge protruding frog eyes.
Gangster Rubber Duck Dashboard Ornament
A rubber duck with sunglasses, chains, and improbable street credibility.
Ghost Meter EMF Detector
A blinking handheld device marketed for finding paranormal activity.
Giant Bread Loaf Pillow
A huge photorealistic baguette or loaf for cuddling.
Giant Disco-Ball Coffee Mug
A huge mirrored mug shaped like a nightclub disco ball.
Giant Gummy Bear Pillow
A soft, oversized version of a translucent candy bear.
Giant Gummy Snake
A multi-pound gummy reptile for irresponsible snacking.
Giant Tortilla Blanket
Wrap yourself up like an enormous human burrito.
Gracula Garlic Crusher
A vampire-shaped garlic press called Gracula.
Hamster Banana Bed
A small animal sleeping pouch shaped like a peeled banana.
Handerpants
Underwear-shaped fingerless gloves for your hands.
Handi Squirrel Finger Puppet
A squirrel head on one finger and tiny paws on others.
Horse Head Mask
The classic latex mask that instantly makes any situation incomprehensible.
Horse-Head Squirrel Feeder
Turns a backyard squirrel into a tiny horse-headed monster.
Horse-Shark Hybrid Figure
A Randimals-style genetic accident combining a horse and a shark.
Human Body-Fat Replica
A tactile model showing what a lump of human fat supposedly looks like.
Human-Sized Goose Pillow
An enormous plush goose that occupies most of a bed.
Hutzler Banana Slicer
A dedicated plastic device for slicing exactly one curved fruit.
Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats
A head-mounted inflatable horn intended for a deeply unimpressed cat.
Instant Underpants
Compressed emergency underwear that expands in water.
Jingle Butts Ornaments
Holiday ornaments shaped like festive animal rear ends.
Lester's Fixins Weird Soda Variety Pack
Sodas flavored like bacon, ranch, corn, buffalo wing, or peanut butter.
Licki Brush Cat Groomer
A silicone tongue held in the mouth so a person can lick-brush a cat.
Light-Up Lightsaber Chopsticks
Glowing utensils for turning dinner into a space duel.
Lion Mane Dog Costume
Transforms a dog into a tiny, deeply unconvincing lion.
Liquid Ass Prank Spray
A notorious foul-odor spray built for regrettable practical jokes.
Lobster Slipper Sandals
Giant crustaceans worn as footwear.
Lying-Flat Duck Night Light
A squishy illuminated duck lying face-down in surrender.
Mac-and-Cheese Candy Canes
Yellow-striped candy canes inspired by boxed macaroni.
Magnetic Decision Maker
A pendulum-like desk toy that answers questions with dubious authority.
Meat Shredder Claws
Pull pork apart while pretending to be a kitchen Wolverine.
Middle-Finger Duck Statue
A cute duck making a distinctly uncute hand gesture.
Mind-Control Balloon Trick
A floating balloon apparently responds to spoken commands.
Mini Da Vinci Cryptex
A combination-lock cylinder for hiding a tiny note or gift.
Mini Sad Violin Keychain
Plays a melodramatic tiny violin sound for insignificant tragedies.
Mini Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy
A desktop-sized version of the dealership-lot air dancer.
Mini Zoltar Fortune Teller
A miniature talking carnival fortune teller for your desk.
Miniature Reading Frog Figurines
Tiny frogs sitting in chairs, reading books, and judging your life.
Nicolas Cage Banana Pillow
Nicolas Cage's face merged with a banana-shaped cushion.
Nicolas Cage Reversible Sequin Pillow
Brush the sequins and Nicolas Cage unexpectedly appears.
Nose Finger Puppet
A rubber nose worn on a fingertip because fingers apparently need faces.
Nose-Shaped Pencil Sharpener
A pencil sharpener that requires inserting the pencil into a giant nostril.
Opera Corn
A plastic ear of corn that bursts into dramatic operatic singing.
Ostrichpillow Original
A full-head nap cocoon with breathing and hand openings.
OTOTO Baby Nessie Tea Infuser
A tiny Loch Ness monster that steeps loose-leaf tea.
Peeping Cow Window Decal
A giant cow face that appears to be staring through your window.
Personalized Life-Size Cardboard Cutout
A full-height cardboard duplicate of anyone you upload.
Pet Umbrella Leash
A clear umbrella mounted above a small pet during walks.
Phone Jail Cell Lockup
A miniature jail for confiscating everyone's phones at dinner.
Phrenology Head Bust
An old-fashioned ceramic head divided into supposed personality regions.
Pickle Body Pillow
A human-sized plush pickle for naps and questionable décor.
Pickle Cotton Candy
Fluffy carnival candy flavored like dill pickles.
Pickle-Flavored Lip Balm
Lip moisturizer that smells or tastes like dill pickle.
Pickle Zen Garden
A miniature meditation garden centered on tiny pickles.
Pimple-Popping Practice Pad
A reusable silicone skin pad filled with artificial pimples to squeeze.
Pizza-Flavored Cotton Candy
Cotton candy trying to impersonate pizza.
Plant IV Drip Watering Bag
A fake medical IV bag that slowly waters a houseplant.
Plant Propagation Buddy
Tiny figures that hug and support plant cuttings in water.
Poop Knife
A dedicated bathroom knife inspired by one of the internet's strangest stories.
Poop-Shaped Soap
Real soap molded and colored to resemble feces.
Remote-Control Fart Machine
Places realistic flatulence sounds exactly where they cause the most trouble.
Saucemoto Dip Clip
A car-vent-mounted holder for fast-food sauce cups.
Screaming Goat Desk Toy
Press the goat and receive an office-appropriate primal scream.
Screaming Rubber Chicken
A rubber chicken that emits a long, anguished shriek when squeezed.
See-No-Evil Alien Figurine Set
Three seated aliens performing the classic see/hear/speak-no-evil poses.
Senior Woman With Inhaler Wall Decal
An astonishingly specific wall sticker depicting an older woman using an inhaler.
Shrimp Neck Pillow
A travel pillow shaped like an enormous cooked shrimp.
Shrimp String Lights
A glowing strand of illuminated crustaceans.
Sip'opotamus Tea Infuser
A baby hippo that lounges in the mug while steeping tea.
Skeleton Toilet Paper Holder
A reclining skeleton tasked with holding the bathroom roll.
Squirrel in Underpants Air Freshener
A dangling squirrel wearing tiny briefs and scenting the car.
Squirrel Picnic Table Feeder
A miniature picnic table where squirrels can dine like suburban families.
Toe-Shaped Ceramic Straw
A reusable drinking straw modeled after a disturbingly realistic toe.
Toilet Bowl Night Light
Motion-activated colored illumination for the inside of a toilet.
Toilet Golf Set
A miniature putting green designed for use while seated on the toilet.
Toilet-Paper Blaster
A toy gun that transforms toilet paper into launched streams.
Toilet-Shaped Coffee Mug
A ceramic toilet bowl intended for drinking coffee.
Toilet Timer
A five-minute sand timer shaped like a person sitting on a toilet.
TriceraTaco Dinosaur Taco Holder
A triceratops whose back carries tacos.
Turkey Hat
A plush roast turkey worn proudly on the head.
Unicorn-Farts Cotton Candy
Colorful cotton candy marketed as harvested unicorn flatulence.
Unicorn Squirrel Feeder
Makes a feeding squirrel appear to have a huge unicorn head.
Useless Box
Flip its switch; a mechanical finger emerges solely to switch itself off.
Wearable Hummingbird Feeder Mask
A face-mounted feeder that invites hummingbirds directly toward the wearer's eyes.
Wearable Shark Blanket
A blanket that makes it appear a shark is eating you.
Wooden Spider Surprise Box
Opening the innocent wooden box triggers a spider-shaped surprise.
Yodeling Pickle
A plastic pickle that yodels when pressed.